Monday, May 11, 2009

All Mothers Need Some Good Lovin



"Mother Lover" lyrics

Oh dang..

What is it dawg?

I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

Didn’t get a gift for her.

Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.

Damn I forgot it too.

This could have been avoided.

What the hell are we gonna do?

My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.

COLD

No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.

I know just what you mean,
my mom’s been so sad and gray

Word

My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom
ever since he passed away.

Hold up.

You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Slow up

What time is it dawg?

It’s time for a switcharoo

We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
’cause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should f**k each others mothers

F**k each others moms
You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F**k each others moms

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover

I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
clutchin’ on this lube and roses

I got my digital camera,
I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised

We are so cool and thoughtful

Can’t wait to pork your mom

I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Show’d up

My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Straight up

Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - do**y-style

This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should f**k each others mothers

F**k each others moms
I’ll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F**k each others moms

Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

I’ll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber

OH
’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m a s-e-x her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover


Mothers are Sinners too,
GV the MC

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I can't wait for Sex with Dr. Drew !

I know I usually rant about some crazy religious or sexual practice but this time it's personal...
My two favorite things are now combining...
Dr. Drew Pinsky & Sex!


In his sexy tight blue dress shirt, Dr. Drew has signed on with VH1 to do a new Celebrity Rehab except this time it's for Sex Addicts! (According to the Hollywood Reporter & Dr. Drew himself on a recent episode of Chelsea Lately when interviewed by Chelsea Handler.)

Anyone who has listened to Dr. Drew on his long running Radio show, Love Line, knows that he is all to familiar with many sexual disorders, diseases, & scenarios. And is sure to give a breadth of knowledge & insight to all of the viewers and hopefully the patients (if their addiction doesn't get them first).

On last season of 'Celebrity Rehab', it was clearly illustrated that the real reason behind many drug/alcohol addictions was due to some sort of sexual or emotional abuse during childhood. Amber Smith, opened up about becoming an escort in order to make money to obtain more drugs & Tawny Kitaen about being sexual assaulted as a child. If you didn't see it, go watch it now on iTunes.

Well this has already happened once with Dr. Drew's after school special show called "Sex with Mom & Dad". On the show, Dr. Drew helps teens & at-home twenty somethings sort out their already blooming sexual problems and opens up communication lines between them and their parents. Another great Dr. Drew project!

Dr. Pinsky is the sexiest doctor I've ever seen and also one of the smartest people I've ever listened to or read, SO, Go get his new book "Mirror Effect" NOW!

Would it kill ya to read something on actual paper and NOT a computer screen for 5 seconds. It's a juicy celebrity dish, easy-read book, and you may actually learn a little about your own narcissism. Yes you are narcissistic too.

And since we're talking about addiction... FUJI MINX "Cat Wine":


Be back soon, Sinners!

Dr. Drew is my God Now!
Your MC,
GV