Wednesday, June 22, 2011

NEW SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masturbating Catholic Has MOVED!!!

Check out the NEW SITE: !!!

No more posts will be here so go to the new site and "Follow" us there!
New site, more authors, lots of masturbating!

Friday, November 26, 2010


After a while of not posting any blogs, you can now see what I've been up to. Here it is, the very forst Masturbating Cathlci Presents video made just for you...

BUKKAKE CHRISTMAS starring the Pocket Rockettes!

Your Welcome.
Your MC,

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Where in the world...

have I been?
Masturbating of course. Ah but also preparing lots of goodies for you guys and working on improving the site. All to be released VERY shortly. I'll be presenting a special Holiday Song Video for your enjoyment so stay tuned and ranting to resume shortly.

Here's a story about a stupid bigot:

and with that i say...


Now go share the good word.

Thursday, July 1, 2010


SO according to this event on Facebook (SEE HERE), July is Atheist Blasphemy Month.

And here is what this event organizer has to say...
"The religious community consistently seeks to ban images that are offensive to them. Do you have a religious symbol that offends you? A cross? A star of David? Islamic Sickle? You can use the same venue to report an offensive image as the religious do, so use this time to exercise your rights as a member of the Facebook Community."

Now, I don't believe one group of individuals should hate on another for personal gain, which I know is usually the major agenda for alot of religious organizations (not necessarily their congregation). But the Atheist community is a minority community, and just like the gay community, needs to stand up for their rights. But Atheist is very specific, and there is a much larger group here to consider...all of the people that don't believe in God or at least don't worship one or those who don't subscribe to any religion at all...basically the "undecideds", the "i don't knows", and the "i don't cares". What are they to do this month?

Well of course, I'll tell you. You exercise your rights as well. If someone is stopping you from living your life in a peaceful and free way, exercise your rights as a neutral party individual and speak out for your right to not choose, or your right to not subscribe to a particular belief system or agenda.

Since YouTube (a private company) banned my video, clearly for it's religious context, then I want to exercise my right of free speech and bring to everyone's attention that YouTube (aka Google) has a hidden religious agenda and they are another organization that is a part of the problem and not a part of the solution. And that is my right. But it is also YOUR right to be able to view this video and judge for yourself. Why not just have the video have an 18+ warning on it?
Clearly they love the pope. They allowed this video...which is FULL of boobies: WATCH HERE

And for those who didn't see it... my video!

So for the month of July, go be a "sinner"! Speak up for yourself, especially you non-religious types!! Everybody let their freak flag fly. Oh And Share "The Music Made Me Do It" video, just for funsies.

Have a fun month sinner!

Monday, June 28, 2010

Louis CK Learns About the Catholic Church...2 Years Ago & US Supreme Court now FINALLY holds Preists Accountable

A man ahead of his time, 2 years ago Louis C.K. made this video about the Catholic Church...a must-watch penetrating 4 minute documentary. If you havent seen it before, or haven't seen it in the last hour, here...enjoy it once more.

The sad part of this video, is that now we have evidence that at least half of this is actually true. Enjoy and share!

The Supreme Court just made a monumental decision and now preiests and even Pepe Bene can be heald liable for their crimes! READ THE STORY HERE

Until next time sinners,
xxx MC Gv